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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9

szaleniec1000 May 07, 2011 21:34

I've not given up. I took a bit of a break because I have to admit this chapter, long and brimming with fail as it is, nearly defeated me. But it hasn't!

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9 )

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Betrayed Revenge Chapter 5

szaleniec1000 Jul 03, 2010 00:56

Last time in the Jaidenverse, Hermione became a Death Eater. Literally. I am not exaggerating in the slightest, and nor is my icon.
( What more can the author do? )

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I couldn't resist pressing on. I probably wouldn't have stopped at the end of Chapter 3 had I realised which chapter this was. It's not very long anyway.
( OOC!Hermione, as you've never seen her before )

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Dark Secrets Chapters 11-13

szaleniec1000 May 05, 2010 23:34

How can Jaiden Lee Malfoy possibly top the brain-melting failstorm that was Chapter 10?

( The finish line is in sight... )

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Dark Secrets Chapters 8-9

szaleniec1000 May 04, 2010 03:01

How much worse can this fuck-awful fanfic get? We're about to find out.
( in which true depths of badfic are plumbed )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9

Betrayed Revenge Chapter 5

Betrayed Revenge Chapter 4

Dark Secrets Chapters 11-13

Dark Secrets Chapters 8-9